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Joke of the Day

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you crushed his spirit by telling him how worthless he was and deprived him of a good education?"

"Ana from Frozen was upset it didn't snow on her Wedding day, but everything has a silver lining because she got 8 inches that night"

"Hey, how about making a normal fucking face when you sing?"

"Why was the scalar depressed? Because he had no direction."

"For Sale Parachute: Only used once, never opened Small stain"

"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."

"We play GTA because it let's us do things we wouldn't even think about doing in real life... Like golf, tennis and yoga."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig fell in the mud."

"What happened to the adhesive suicide bomber? He glue up."

"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."