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Joke of the Day

"Birthday Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun"

"I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me."

"I used to drink beer in my underwear but now I use a glass."

"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer... I give a shit when my computer crashes."

"The word tag is confusing. It can mean spray paint or touch someone & they're it. Either way, there's a purple kid in my neighborhood now"

"A man once got his penis cut off he used to be a dick... now he is just nuts."

"""I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle"" he moped"

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I always use this joke when going to Dr's, or any medical situation. It never fails to get a great laugh."

"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."