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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB? Apparently he's one hell of a switch hitter."

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"Want to hear a joke about Russia? Soviet"

"Jared from subway You know, if Jared from Subway goes to prison, he is still going to have an unlimited amount of foot longs."

"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."

"Paul is coming over tonight Paul smith or Paul who puts ketchup on everything? [car pulls into driveway covered in ketchup]"

"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"

"What is the most noble office supply? The ruler!"

"A woman walks into a bar. What makes you think she can drive any better?"

"What is the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferrari."