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Joke of the Day

"""I'm Googling some people to play Wii with"" -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck."

"I think I'm going to adopt a kid.. Recycling is important, after all."

"I committed suicide today Never gonna do that shit again Nearly got myself killed"

"What was the problem with the midget prostitute? She was always selling herself short."

"How do you get a Twinkie pregnant? Put it in box of Ding Dongs. What is it afterwards? A HoHo"

"What do ghosts wear? Boo Jeans"

"Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill Let's Imax and climax"

"I was quite surprised when I was arrested for exposing a pedophile ring. All I did was moon a school bus."

"I made this joke up in my sleep... seriously. What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills? ""Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."""

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He tried to drink tea before it was cool."