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Joke of the Day
"Do you like discounts? Don't worry at my house, my pants are 100% off"
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"*Walks into school* Simon says give me your Pokemon cards Ok now close your eyes *Walks out* Kids are so dumb I didn't even say Simon says"
"It's absurd how none of the chicks at this park are recognizing my swag *puts flip phone back in my fanny pack. Rollerblades away*"
"You shouldn't make racist jokes about Asians who cant drive when its raining Its a slippery slope"
"How do you get down off a horse? You don't, you get down off a duck."
"I just had my first prostate examination Worst dentist ever."
"How does a communist do well in school? He gets good marx."
"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."
"No sweetie, mommy's not drinking vodka again. This is potato water."
"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."