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Joke of the Day

"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"

"Hitler wasn't that bad. C'mon, he killed Hitler."

"Why isn't anyone afraid of China? ....Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)"

"Why couldn't R get to P? He had to wait in a Q!"

"If a tomato gets put in a coma for being gay is it a fruit or a vegetable? ...its a hate crime"

"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."

"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"

"How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market? A coup."

"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."

"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa? One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African."