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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don't know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He's also black."

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"I got the chance to watch a women's final for beach volleyball last night... What a semi!!"
"*Pizza Hut job interview* ""Do you own a shitty car and smoke pot?"" No sir. ""You will."""
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died."
"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."
"What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up? Some day you will be red!"
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"Im half scotch. And i dont mean scottish."