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Joke of the Day
"I think ""Don't Kid Yourself"" would be a great brand name for birth control pills."
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"Why stop with two L's Lloyd? why?"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."
"Did you hear what they named the plane that carried nurse #1 to Maryland? The Ebola gay"
"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""
"What do feminists and Redditors have in common? They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them."
"What did Mary say the first time she changed Jesus' diaper? Holy shit."
"Chuck norris once put a forest fire out by spitting on it."
"If a Norwegian robot... If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian."
"I've got a job defusing landmines. It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet."