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Joke of the Day

"An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. 'Quick!' shouted the tailor to his assistant. 'Hide the ""Free Alterations"" sign!'"

"She might be Satan, but if I'm going to hell, I want to be sleeping with the boss."

"As far as I'm concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime."

"People over 70 have a much different idea of what constitutes a story."

"Reese Whitherspoon may have lost her good girl image but she's still got her overinflated self worth..."

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal."

"Just found out my cat lied about being pregnant just to try and save our relationship and cover up for getting fat."

"People often accuse me of ""stealing other's jokes"" and being ""a plagiarist."" (Their words, not mine)"

"A Spanish woman couldn't find her way out of a corn maze and died. Isn't that a-maiz-ing? EDIT: To be specific, she starved to death in the corn maze. I screwed it up."

"What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"