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Joke of the Day
"WIFE: The police are at the front door ME: *hiding a bag of donuts* Do they look mad?"
Next Joke
"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."
"My watch is loose, it keeps slipping out of my hand. ..maybe i should Titan it"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? **Virgin Mobile**"
"Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights can make a plane."
"This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I'll never forget that game of cards..."
"I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit."
"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."
"Where did king Tut go to masturbate? His Jerkophagus"
"You know what the problem is with dating a white girl with a mixed baby? The kid never spends the weekend at their dad's house. **I'll just see myself out**"