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Joke of the Day
"How long is a Chinese man Seriously, he is."
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"Why is the Mississippi so wide? Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse."
"Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry."
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"A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal"
"I was gonna make a dubstep joke. ** . . .** But i'll just drop it."
"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"
"According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince"
"I'm going to start a band called Control Z We will play our songs, but start over half way through it."
"My girlfriend sometimes complains about how painful her period cramps are.... I told her to shut up, that's her fault for being a woman"