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Joke of the Day

"A worm crawled out from a plate of spaghetti and exclaimed... ""Man, that was one hell of a gangbang!"""

"I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids"

"Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream."

"Mickey Mouse wants a divorce. ""Mickey Mouse, it says you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""

"I kneed a knee pun Title says it all: any knee puns to go on a joke t-shirt for someone recovering post-acl surgery? Thanks!"

"My new band decided to name ourselves after Samsung.. We're the exploding notes."

"The son to his dad * Son - Dad at last i lost my virginity- * Dad -OH! so good son, i am proud of you, come on, sit here and tell me- * Son -I don't think i could sit for a while"

"What did 1 volcano say to another volcano? That ash."

"A tragic haiku hipsters panicking need a new pretentious food quinoa's too mainstream"

"If I have seizures brought on by soda... Do I have Pepsilepsy?"