106863

Joke of the Day

"I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing Serves him right"

"I went to band camp and all I got was... This shirt that said: I'll Allegro your vibrato!"

"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."

"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"

"Whoa. There are books on TAPE? Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives."

"Nowadays these adverts don't even make sense. The other day I saw this advert that said. The mother of all broadband! Virgin."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop? Because on top of it was written : Open here."

"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."

"I accidentally ate a piece of rope... I shit you knot"