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Joke of the Day
"I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father... He never sees his kids"
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"Whats the difference? Whats the difference between mash potatoes and pea soup?... Anyone can mash potatoes..."
"Why do you ask me to press 1 for english when you know damn well you're going to transfer me to someone who doesn't speak english?"
"Carmella and Mario were out on their first date. ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" asked Carmella. ""No"" said Mario. ""Who wrote it?"""
"What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards? In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade."
"What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist."
"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"
"Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet"
"Hillary is like the George Washington of 2016. She cannot tell a lie."
"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."