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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock! *Who's there?* Dwayne. *Dwayne who?* DWAYNE DA BAFFTUB!! I'M DWOWNIN'!!"

"Such a hassle that you have to rob a skier before you can rob a 7-Eleven"

"What do you call the hair between your grandma's tits? Her pussy."

"My dad used to beat me... At tic-tac-toe."

"I saw Bill Cosby at the bar last night... He asked me if I needed any sugar for my Long Island iced tea."

"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? SUPPLIES!"

"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"

"Girls: He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. He's cute. Ewww. Guys: Fuckable. Fuckable. Fuckable. Fuckable. Too fat."

"Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too."

"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"