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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend questionnaire: 1) Have job? 2) Have car? 3) Have goals? If you answer yes to any of the above questions thanks but no thanks."

"What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? ""Does anyone have a charger I could use?"""

"Not all men just want a relationship for sex. Some want their ironing done too."

"The men who sarcastically ask women if they're on their period are completely ruining it for the rest of us who are genuinely curious."

"What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear? denim denim denim..."

"I've learned there are two types of people in this world: People I trust to help me bury bodies... ...and bodies"

"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"Diablo 3 Horrible Choices Made Dear Diary... Today we chose to let our friend Wookie play ET Wizard... Now we all have new necklaces made out of rope."

"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."

"""Ever wonder why Rice Krispies costs the same as quieter cereals?"" why would- ""It's because they're sold by weight-"" Dan, NO ""not by volume"""