10676

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a brick and an MRA? Bricks get laid."

"what do you call a number of pie that was eaten illegally? Pie rate!"

"Ian: ""I'd like to report my guide dog missing."" Cop: ""Right. When did you last see him?"" Ian: ""I've never seen him."""

"What do you call a dinosaur that hates punchlines? MY LEGS! OH GOD, HE'S EATING MY LEGS! AAAAARGGHH!"

"What's the difference between a baloon and a condom? When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."

"In the end, I decided not to visit that new Police Hair & Nail Salon. You hear all kinds of bad things about Police Beautality."

"I turned my hobby into a job - George, Gynecologist"

"How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !"

"A mathematician was out with his friends."

"School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."