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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person? A Juan-a-be"
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"*Buys bat for home security *it flies away Being dumb is hard."
"What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul? Korea driven."
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying"
"A man goes to join the navy Instructor- Do you know how to swim? Man-wait...they don't provide ships?"
"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."
"Facebook: You have more friends on Facebook than you think. Me: You have higher expectations than you think."
"I should start carrying a pool noodle in my car and randomly smack cars when stuck in traffic"
"""I'm not sure-"" wife: honey he's a zookeeper if he says these are koalas I trust him-aww look at them! *the raccoons hiss from the dumpster*"
"A man ran into a hospital and yelled, ""I have only 59 seconds to live.""The receptionist said, ""Just a minute, please."""