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Joke of the Day

"Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession... ...But in the end it doesnt even matter..."

"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"

"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"

"Black Ice Slipped on ice today. Didnt know it was black ice until my wallet was gone."

"Her: I really want nachos!! Me: *changes name to nachos*"

"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."

"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky ...how much do you love your children?"

"What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding? Quit Russian."

"Having a wife and daughters, I try bottles in the shower until I find one that doesn't burn my balls and wash myself all over with that one."

"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care"