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Joke of the Day
"I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing."
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"What does a Jedi use to open files? Adobe-wan Kenobi"
"Gunshots Or fireworks?"
"Son: am I adopted? Me: not yet, but we're hopeful."
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"".. ..is a shitty way to tell a kid they're adopted"
"A call When making food, mum asked me to **call** out to her once I finish draining something. So, being a smart ass, I called her phone."
"What's white on bottom and black on top? Rape."
"It's impossible to ruin our friendship with sex. It was ruined the moment you called it a friendship."
"Friend: Will we be hearing the patter of tiny feet soon? Me: *grabbing her arm too hard* You know about my squirell army"
"The biggest lie told on the internet 'I have read and understand the terms and conditions'"