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Joke of the Day

"I hate how people treat amputees differently. Just because they're missing a limb or two doesn't make them any less of a person."

"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."

"Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much, He would burn them every time he saw one."

"Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player? No Mata!!"

"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."

"I'd much rather have a sex tape released to the public than a video of me trying to run in flip flops."

"Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan."

"What do you call a redhead who identifies as the opposite sex? Transginger."

"Anybody hear about what happened when Nietzche died? Oh, well I guess it doesn't really matter anyway..."

"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."