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Joke of the Day
"Growing up, my dad hated cigarettes so much, He would burn them every time he saw one."
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"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls first guys says ""man, I really wish I could do that!"" seconds guy says ""pet him real nice and he'll probably let you"""
"A man goes to the library... and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"How many people does it take to circumcise a Whale? Four Skindivers."
"What's the best way to stop a German train? *Axe* them nicely."
"What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? (Kinda dark) One's fun to smash with a hammer, the other is a delicious snack."
"When I jerk off I'm not a fancy restaurant about it, I'm more like McDonalds Fast, easy, and you don't have to get out of the car"
"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"
"wife's facebook post: so proud of 8, he's trying so hard in school! mama loves you! wife's text to me: he failed gym. gym!! i need a drink"