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Joke of the Day
"Scientists have found out what a woman wants. But she had already changed her mind."
Next Joke
"Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon but they left after a few minutes ? You see it had no atmosphere !"
"How do you get high underwater? seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one"
"I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ""am I being detained?"""
"Math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other one is meth."
"Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*"
"Fizzy drinks are Soda-sgusting *bad dum tiss*"
"Why couldn't the bike stand on it's own? Because it was two tired."
"McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun"
"A girl melon... ...is in love with a boy melon. When her father finds out they want to get married he tells her ""I'm sorry honey, but you cantaloupe"""