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Joke of the Day
"Scientists have found out what a woman wants. But she had already changed her mind."
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"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Top UN officials asked Vladimir Putin to stop annexing countries He responded: Oh go Crimea river"
"How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."
"My girlfriend, concerned, asked me if I'm an alcoholic. I said ""Of course not sweetie."" ""Alcoholics go to meetings."""
"Pac-Man Amiibo ""This is the worst buttplug ever! Why is it yellow?"" ""Hey, has anyone seen my Pac-Man amiibo?"" ""OOOPS"""
"I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom"
"No thanks, ads to buy more followers; I get them the old-fashioned way: by telling them they're gonna die and I can save them."
"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."