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Joke of the Day
"What does a robot do at the end of one night stand? He falls off"
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"What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head? I blame my shelf"
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other, ""Something smells a bit fishy!"""
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"Excuse miss can you tell me does this rag smell like chloroform?"
"reverse racism the biggest joke of all"
"My Favorite Limerick There once was a fellow McSweeney Who put some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his girlfriend a martini"
"Maybe don't name your musical ""Rent"" if you don't even have songs that discuss real estate or leasing procedures. 0/10, very disappointing."
"What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."