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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!"

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"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."
"What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman? The fish doesn't know it's plaice."