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Joke of the Day
"Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they've got the same colour trunks."
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"I snatch kisses... ...and vice versa."
"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""
"I have been single so long, I can finish my own sentences."
"Did you hear about how the Police were called to a daycare yesterday? a three-year-old was resisting a rest"
"What is the opposite of prostitute? Constitute, of course"
"All night long I dreamed that I was a pumpkin. When I woke up, my sister was pregnant."
"Why is it everything I love is either unhealthy, addicting... ...or has multiple restraining orders against me?"
"Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere."
"In any kind of relationship...you learn more about someone at the end of that relationship than at the beginning......"