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Joke of the Day

"If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places."

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My alcoholism is destroying my family."""

"Indian Brothers & Sisters: You know all those awful things Columbus did to the Native Americans? Just remember...HE WAS LOOKING FOR US"

"You might have heard this one. I confided in my gf: ""sometimes I can be pretty full of myself."" Gf replies: ""sometimes I'm pretty full of you too."""

"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."

"[DARK HUMOUR] What do you call a fat baby? Quite a mouthful."

"Burger King: Have a chicken fry again! But Sensei, I thought they could arways fry"

"Why can't your hear a pteradactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent."

"If a black dude tweets the N-word... Can I RT that? What the fuck is the protocol here?"