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Joke of the Day

"If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places."

"Two do list: -Do -Do"

"what did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Damn"

"My kleptomania is getting worse I even stole this joke"

"When people with bible quotes in their bio follow me...I don't know man. I think you're gonna have a bad time"

"There was a pregnant woman.... She was in labor and the doctor said: 'It's labor day!'"

"What do you say to a thin American? ""How's the chemotherapy going?"""

"I went fishing but didn't catch any fish It was a failure."

"What is a Germans favorite letter? Any letter before the last. Because they're not 'z's"

"What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !"