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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."
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"I think I might be a wizard... every time I push open a door it becomes ajar."
"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"
"I didn't have to shower alone today..... Related.......why the hell are there spiders in the winter?"
"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."
"What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash? Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon"
"""This town ain't big enough for the two of us."" -Someone who is terrible at English, science, and geography."
"CW: I spent all weekend raking leaves. Me: I don't rake. CW: Leaves will kill your grass! Me: I wonder how grass survived before humans."
"""The Great Gatsby"" is an awesome book about a rich guy who can't get laid."
"What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common? Potato quality"