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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Jesus get into college? Because he got nailed on the boards."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None."

"Hey, Johns, your parents thought about your name for about half a second."

"Wrote a short poem. I dug. You dug. She dug. He dug. I know it's not very good but it's pretty deep."

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."

"Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school? Sounds like he had already done the... time"

"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life."

"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"

"I poked my eye out .("

"I wish I could date Pokemon GO's servers Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day."