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Joke of the Day

"So another way of saying a no-brainer would be...? A Kurt-Cobainer..."

"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."

"If you want to have fun with your kids, tell them the teacher called, then ask if there is something they need to tell you."

"Doctor... can I bathe with diarrhea? Hmm, yes if you shit enough..."

"If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."

"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."

"Parenting Tip: Place fake present under tree with unruly child's name on it and when he misbehaves toss it into the burning fireplace"

"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"

"What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed? How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."