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Joke of the Day

"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANES! When do we want them?! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!"

"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"

"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."

"Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ? They were both driving their cars at the time !"

"I'm old enough to remember when there was only one fat kid in class photos."

"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."

"Why do chicken coups have two doors? Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan."

"*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: ""Wait, I have to pee."""

"X post from meanjokes: michael schumacher regained consciousness today, have your heard how the doctors did it? They sat him on the window seat of the bus"

"Why did AT&T have the worst wedding? No reception."