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Joke of the Day
"A bad joke hit a good joke... ...what a bad joke."
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"Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter. Schindler's mom's list."
"I treat my body like a temple. I fill it with crap for the afterlife..."
"I was constipated once... ...nowhere near as shitty as diharea tho..."
"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."
"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""
"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."
"I keep a chalk outline of myself drawn outside my house so any murderers think, ""dang, someone's already got the murdering covered here"""
"Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin."
"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."