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Joke of the Day
"I like my sentences like I like my women: awkward but with good colon usage and regular periods."
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"Lesbian vampires What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month."
"Which white dude probably had the biggest dick? Michael Jackson"
"A guy once lied about being a broom on the internet... I guess OP was a bundle of sticks."
"Asked my 3yo what she was thinking and she said ""I wouldn't want to work at McDonald's bc you have to poop in the food before you serve it."""
"Before tea-baggers, there were two-baggers. Two-bagger: a woman so ugly you wouldn't do her unless she had two bags over her head, in case one tore."
"So i was sitting on the toilet today... Nah it's a shit joke, nevermind"
"Accidents Happen Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!"
"Good news for insomniacs! Only one more sleep until Christmas!"
"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."