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Joke of the Day

"ALCOHOL. Because no one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep."

"HOBOSEXUAL A hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship to avoid becoming homeless."

"If Shakespeare was a pun master Then he would make a play on words"

"Hi Officer I was pulled over one day and the officer looked at me ask asked ""How high are you?"" I laughed and said ""No officer, you said it wrong, it's Hi how are you"""

"I asked my mom one time why I was white and she was black. She said, "" the way I remember the party you're lucky you don't bark."""

"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."

"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."

"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."

"Am I the only one who gives people in my neighborhood names they don't know they have? a.k.a. ""Running Man"",""Mustang Bob"", ""Blue truck dude"""

"I recently came into a very large sum of money so they fired me from my job at the bank."