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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by being King of the jungle Lololol I am Lion"
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"I'm not too concerned about this whole terminal illness deal... My doctor said it should be the last thing I worry about."
"If you say ""My Cocaine"" out-loud, you are also saying ""Michael Caine"" in his own voice - MIND OFFICIALLY BLOWN"
"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Without a penis"
"How do gay people float? Flambuoyancy."
"There are so many old jokes on this subreddit... Want to hear a new one? 1."
"""""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you."""""
"Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways"
"A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says ""we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"" ""That wooden deed"""
"Why Did Donald Trump Get Fired When He Was a Carpenter? He wouldn't take down any walls."