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Joke of the Day
"Nine out of ten people enjoy gangbangs ...But I only have group sex when it's consensual."
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"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about an Oscar He didn't get it."
"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff... Baa dum tssssss"
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"Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree? Because they're stuck up"
"A cop accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He learned to never book a judge by their cover."
"My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations."
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"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"