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Joke of the Day

"So I found out a new way to piss people off"

"What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early? Namaste"

"What's the best way to prepare baby food? Shake'n bake."

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer!"

"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."

"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down ze hall on ze Third Reich!"

"What do you give to someone who has everything? Antibiotics!"

"My wife is terrified of thunderstorms. The banging outside the window is horrendous, but if we let her in she'll just get the dog all wet."

"It's Christmas and I'm alone (again), Reddit. Tell me something funny Well, I have my dog at least. Fire some shit away!"

"Here's a joke. Sex. I know. I don't get it either"