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Joke of the Day

"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough."

"I've got 99 of everything, and my problem is hoarding and OCD OCD OCD OCD."

"Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing."

"I always think the same thing when I find a Zubat and when I meet a stuck-up woman... I'm not wasting my balls on that!"

"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but.. Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."

"Son: Sire, I wish to change my name King: Why, Prince Stephen? Son: Because you call me ""Prince S"" King: Haha yeah that never gets old"

"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."

"Lame joke: ""What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?"" Frostbite."

"A doorbell that whispers ""hide."""