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Joke of the Day

"My parents are so proud of me! I won a math debate."

"Did you hear how the scarecrow got his promotion?"

"I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."

"Why did the train engineer go on a rampage? He had a loco-motive."

"The secret of recent explosion of Antares rocket The decades old Soviet rocket engines it used were engineered to fly TO America, not AWAY from it."

"The British are coming! Get ready! Oh wait they're coming by boat. We have like three months"

"Life is like a silent fart Pfft."

"The Hispanic fruit cup locks eyes with the beautiful lady across the bar... He makes his move, walks over and says ""why, Jello there"""

"How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."

"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."