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Joke of the Day
"What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Cock was on the other side!"
"How do you get certified as an interior decorator? You don't pull out"
"Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian"
"You know what is intense? Camping. Is intense."
"Average people are mean ."
"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"
"Mankind has made a lot of mistakes, some of them truly monstrous. The Holocaust. Slavery. Calling it a ""corn maze"" and not a ""maize maze."""
"I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson"
"This yogurt is so cultured, I can only eat it when I'm listening to Beethoven."