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Joke of the Day
"what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun"
Next Joke
"I got so drunk the other night that I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur."
"""Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."" The priest replied, ""I know. I saw your tweet!"""
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster. But it was shot before it could start running."
"I already regret my choice of Julliard to win the NCAA."
"I prefer women with big breathing problems than big breasts. I'm an asthma-n."
"It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes."
"Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds"
"gardens are insane. ""Oh that's just my box of dirt that pushes food at me very slowly."""