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Joke of the Day
"Don't mess with muslins... They have short fuses."
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"TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."
"What does an older woman have between her breast that a younger one doesnt? Her belly button."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"Best part of banging a milf What's the best part of having sex with a milf? Leaving with a juice box and bagged lunch in the morning!"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Moby Dick? Moby is just named Dick but Trump is an actual dick."
"teaching my 1yo daughter to shout ""Mike Wazowski!"" every time someone opens a closet door"
"One of my wishes in life is to run across the Pacific Ocean in an air tight giant hamster ball."
"The Legend of Zelda Joke Do you know why Ganon can't use the internet? There's too many Links."
"Knock knock Who's there? Not victoria"