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Joke of the Day

"It's hard to tell a joke to a kleptomaniac... because they're always taking things literally."

"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."

"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"

"Robin Williams: *Goes for hi-five* C'mon man, don't leave me hanging."

"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"

"What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life? An Opti-Mystic."

"Why can't , melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."

"Working out is like sex It's the best way to make your family larger."

"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""

"Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together Me: That's not true H: Wanna go hiking M: I don't like your tone"