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Joke of the Day
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."
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"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."
"Jill on Facebook is trying to find a way to get cat diarrhea out of suede boots and I don't think I'm hungry for lunch anymore. ."
"A Roman walks into the bar... ...holds up two fingers, and says, ""Five beers, please."""
"Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer? Bach Bach Bach"
"""Yes, I have reservations, but I'll eat here anyway."" - my dad to every hostess ever"
"What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects? Is it about black people?"
"Did you hear oxygen and magnesium started dating? I know, right! Like, OMg!"
"How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a couples of hares! Source: I was told this in a bar tonight and felt the need to share it!"
"Three things in the universe are constant. The speed of light, gravity, and laundry."