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Joke of the Day
"These days HD is so good, when you watch an NFL game you can see the murder evidence."
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"whats an english man favourite breakfast cereal Cherry Oh's"
"Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? If you have to ask, we're not telling you! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? We don't know! -Women's protest rally."
"What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope..."
"I could be an Olympics commentator because I'm good at pointing and saying, ""You can tell she wants it."""
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"
"What's a martian's favorite wine? Chardonayy."
"How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes."
"I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family My wife freaked the fuck out"