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Joke of the Day

"In order to prepare for the future, I'm going to practice wearing adult diapers. But only when I'm drinking."

"What is the difference between Vinod Khosla and Rajat Gupta Vinod khosla made his money in information technology while Rajat Gupta made his money by selling information with the help of technology"

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"

"How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it."

"Yelp* now has jail reviews. (true) Felon87: Try for Block C. Great ambient lighting, management is courteous & the risotto is 'to die for'."

"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"

"Today I got told I am condescending....... That means I talk down to people"

"Enrique Iglesias wants to 1. Be your hero 2. Kiss away your pain 3. Stand by you forever Enrique Iglesias is your mother"

"A man says to his wife, ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad."" She thinks for a minute then replies, ""you have the biggest penis out of all your friends."""

"so a man is playing a violin in the middle of the jungle And a lion comes up and eats him. A tiger comes up and says ""hey man why did you do that? It sounded beautiful"" and the lion replied WHAT?"