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Joke of the Day

"I was quite surprised to learn that there are 47 ways to spell..... Prime Minister Netanyahu."

"Yo mamma's so old that... ...back in her day, old spice was just called spice!"

"I'm a kleptomaniac It's ok though, I'm taking something for it"

"A jokey named Chris is running late for his race... ...his coach points at his horse and yells ""Chris top her"" Edit: Spelling"

"Ikea meatballs pulled from shelves because they contain horse meat. Man, that's the last time I buy meatballs at a furniture store."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeye."

"There used to be 9 planets, just like there used to be 9 members of Wu-Tang, but then ODB died so they had to kick Pluto out of the group."

"In the news today What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common? They're both expatriots (expatriates)."

"A lady goes into the dry cleaners Lady: ""I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"" The Clerk: ""Come again?"" Lady: ""No, this time it's just yogurt"""

"How do you make stupid people click links? ..."