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Joke of the Day
"I don't always eat breakfast But when I do, I have dos eggies"
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"So Dolly Parton bought the supermarket franchises Big Lots, Harris Teeters, and Piggly Wiggly... She's calling it Big Wiggly Teeters."
"His icy glare melts my creamy core. He's so cold, beads of water drip down his exterior. My walls ache to be drowned by him. -Oreo to milk"
"What move does the karate kid practice the most? He wax off everyday"
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."
"I basically have three hairstyles. 1. Straight 2. Wavy 3. Homeless"
"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."
"Me: I just souped up my car Person: What kind of engine did you put in it? *cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one."
"Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out."
"Pinterest could've been an amazing dating site. If the project ideas came with men to do them, there wouldn't be a single cat lady left."