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Joke of the Day
"If Spooning leads to Forking, what does Knifing lead to? Abortions."
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"What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? Help! My pocket's been picked!"
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"When you put the punchline in the title... How do you ruin a joke?"
"Why do breasts have nipples? Because without them they would be pointless."
"[cops knock on my door] ""Sir?"" ""Nobody's home."" ""Who said that then?"" ""My dog."" ""Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"""
"*Squats down to look for food in the refrigerator* Fitness."
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