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Joke of the Day

"If you're bringing a kid to my house, it better be a baby goat."

"I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I've never been there"

"What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes? HOLY MACKAREL!"

"Just took a bite of a gluten-free slice of pizza & my stomach made a sad noise & I was all ""I know, buddy. I know."""

"Monica Lewinsky is voting for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential Election, because the last time a Clinton was in office, it left a bad taste in her mouth."

"Why did a surgeon go to prison? His medical license was doctored."

"What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee."

"A mathematician was out with his friends."

"Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fuckin know, maybe if you didn't run him over we could ask him."