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Joke of the Day

"Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do. To be fair, they didn't disappoint."

"My dad says he donates to the African water charities Because he's got a well paying job."

"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."

"If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ."

"Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor? Because he swept for 20 years."

"Establish dominance by sitting close to the buffet and growling every time someone walks up to get food."

"Did you know rabbi's perform circumcisions for free? But they'll gladly take any tips."

"Witch: Doctor I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled."

"What ship will never set sail for OP?"

"Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway."